- Clarksonisms

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

Speed saves people!

Don't do that, tortoise!

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

...In the world.

LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.

In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

On Detroit “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

Yes, it's firm, but it's not uncomfortable. I mean compared to hanging from a bird's nest...by your fingernails...a million feet above some pointy boulders, for example.

In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

On paddle shift automatic gearboxes “The thing is, it’s a gearbox, okay? It has one job to do! One job! Pull the lever… ‘Am I a pencil? Am I a cauliflower? Am I a nuclear power station – I’m a gearbox! Oh, heavens, I’m gonna swap some cogs around!’”

Clarkson watching someone drive a lada and being offered to ride one. "Its are raping him! And then its going to rape me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Perodua Kelisa 1.0 GXi "This is without doubt the worst car, not just in its category but in the world. It has a top speed of 88mph but takes so long to reach it that no one has ever lived long enough to verify the claim, the inside is tackier than Anthea Turner’s wedding and you don’t want to think what would happen if it bumped into a lamppost. "Also its name sounds like a disease."

On cars at a Max Power show "Most of these cars will do 0-60 once....and then they’ll blow up."

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On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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