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By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.

Clarkson's highway code on cyclists: "Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong."

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

Motorized pepper grinder?

Flying fish wasabi?

This is the greatest car ... In the world

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

"I never really liked cars nor speed, so from this show and on forward, we are going to show you Japans top ten best poopie in the toilet cameras while we sit here and just fap!" Audience laughs "Yes, and we wont fap ourselves! In fact we will blow each other!" audience gasps then applauds

(Clarksons article regarding his daughters first car) " I wanted something with 2000 airbags, I wanted a bouncy castle with wipers"

On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

"How do I tell James to slow down?"

When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

The back of the BMW 6 series... it looks like a tramp's hat!

I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

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