On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

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Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

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I’d rather go to work on my hands and knees than drive there in a Ford Galaxy. Whoever designed the Ford Galaxy upholstery had a cauliflower fixation. I would rather have a vasectomy than buy a Ford Galaxy.

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Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under her tweed pants. I do, and it helps.

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In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled – usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

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Yes, it's firm, but it's not uncomfortable. I mean compared to hanging from a bird's nest...by your fingernails...a million feet above some pointy boulders, for example.

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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On the Ford GT40 “Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that’s a question I’ve never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not.”

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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

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On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

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The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

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Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

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It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!

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Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

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[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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On Segways "They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy."

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Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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