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On the Lotus Exige “To get an idea of just how spartan this thing is, you just have to look through the rear window. Back there you’ve got chicken wire, bacofoil and tupperware. It’s kind of like peering into one of your grannies’ old kitchen cabinets.”

On the Porsche Cayenne “I’ve seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this!”

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

"And even supposing British cars were terrible, we wouldn't go about saying so. You don't see Jack Bauer saying 'Don't come to America, it's filled with terrorists'!"

Some Poos Come Out

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

we wait with anticipation

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase. . .this is like smearing honey into Keira Knightly. -driving the Audi R8

Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

On the Crysler PT Cruiser: "The front looks like a face. A friendly face from the land that gave us friendly fire."

On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

POWER!!!!!!!!!!

Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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