Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

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On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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Killing a mamooth

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Whatsapp Status

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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The highlight of my childhood – it’s the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it’s full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where you find the Maserati 3500 GT. Now this for me, when I was little, was kind of like Jordan and Cameron Diaz. In a bath together. With a Lightning jet fighter. And lots of jelly.

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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Hold on to your spleens everyone!

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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During the color-mixing for the elderly-friendly Fiat (Multipla) Rover James: "So you can make any color we want? Can you do my left nipple?"

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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How many years are there in donkey years?

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[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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The M3 CSL is going to be bought by the type of person who lies in bed at night thinking of his gearshift aggression strategy for his drive to work the next morning.

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Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

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"... And his miserable flat 6 is no match for this V8 tower of power!" Jeremy Clarkson on Audi R8 & Porsche Carrera 2

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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