Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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On the Citroën Berlingo: You can tell when a car firm is desperate to find things to say about their car, just look at the website: it has a laminated front windscreen, single front passenger seat, and manually adjustable door mirrors. So no electric mirrors, no alloy wheels. So it's a very good car so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

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This [Maserati Quattroporte GTS] is like having a 3-year old child. It's really annoying most of the time, but if someone tried to take it away from you, you'd kill them for it.

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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When describing the Mazda Demio-"Yes I know it'll take you to the shops, but then so will a pogo stick!

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In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled – usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

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The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

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This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying ‘Oh good, I’ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!'

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you’ve got the ebola virus and you’re about to sneeze.

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It has dials the size of a fat spaniels face.

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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

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It's like being tangled in a douvet on a hot night, I hate it!" Describibg one of the awful American pieces of tat on the good bad and the ugly dvd. Brilliant

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On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.

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(Referring to the Morris Marina) "The unpleasant log laid by British Leyland after communism crept like an itchy red blanket over the shop floor."

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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