The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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(Clarksons article regarding his daughters first car) " I wanted something with 2000 airbags, I wanted a bouncy castle with wipers"

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On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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Kia Rio "You may have seen The Fly II, in which a scientist attempts to teleport a dog. In one of the most gruesome scenes I’ve seen in a film it arrives at its destination completely inside out. Well the Rio is uglier than that. Inside, things get worse. "Small wonder Kia’s importer in Britain is sponsoring the Pedestrian Association’s Walking Bus scheme. The idea is that parents take it in turns to walk a group, or "bus", of children to their school in a morning. After three days of being transported in the Rio, my kids thought it was a brilliant idea to walk instead. Even though their school is 18 miles away and it was blowing a gale directly from the Canadian tundra."

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Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

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I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my bike to work when this red Ferrari pulled up next to me. Out of the window, Jeremy Clarkson shouted 'Get a car', and drove off.' What I actually said was, 'Get a car you hatchet faced, leaf-eating N**i.

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I was driving this [Bentley Brooklands] on a sort of normal B road the other day, and it gave me some idea what it would be like to try and park the moon.

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car goes fast

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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"Only the americans would invent a car polish you can eat."

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And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

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[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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Volkswagen Jetta "I’d love to meet the man who styled the exterior, to find out if he’d done it as some sort of a joke. But mostly I’d like to meet the man who simply didn’t bother at all with the interior. Because looking at that dashboard gives you some idea of what it might be like to be dead."

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If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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