[On Hammond's Dolomite Sprint] My washing machine moves around the kitchen faster than that!

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

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In the WOOORLD...

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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tonight, james wears jack sanders like a hat, richard wears jack sanders like a hat, and i wear jack sanders like a hat

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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Frederik Du lugter

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

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Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

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ze5zege ef ege gg

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Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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great news I got this Minecraft Upgrade Code absolutely free! Check this site out http://mc.cardcodes.net

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

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Just because something is unreliable doesn't mean it isn't great. Take, for example, Stephen Hawking. Great man, but most of him doesn't work.

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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