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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

The BMW X5 M "... And I don't know about you, but I find this interior ... rather boring. Apart from that obviously, the torque thing. It's like sitting in someone's ear."

On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

On the Koenigsegg CCX “I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!”

Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

On Detroit “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

While discussing The Stig's tube leg of the race, on foot through london, "....or stig could be mistaken for a Brazillian plumber". Not very PC but very apt - and you are left in no doubt on his thoughts on the subject.

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase. . .this is like smearing honey into Keira Knightly. -driving the Audi R8

This is winnie the pooh with road rage

Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

M3 drivers have no friends.

'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

Motorized pepper grinder?

Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

How hard can it be?

When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

This is what scares me. It's called the Trojan and because it's part tank, part bulldozer, it's the king of...wherever it damn well wants to go.

If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

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