On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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Flying fish wasabi?

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...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

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Now what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine. You get a little field mouse named Gerald.

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It costs Volkswagen £200 pounds to buy a set of four fuel injectors for the Golf diesel. Kia could probably make a couple of cars for that.

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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The back of the BMW 6 series... it looks like a tramp's hat!

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[£100 car challenge] Hammond: I've managed to procure an x-ray of Jeremy's hand and it's 5 points off for a broken bone remember; look at the thumb, it's broken! Jeremy: It isn't Richard:It is, you broke your thumb! Jeremy: ...it's chipped.

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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...In the world.

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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It's like sitting on Dawn French!

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In the WOOORLD...

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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... And across the line!

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

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This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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