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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

The engine sounds like a Spitfire fighter plane

Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

The last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany.

In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled – usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying ‘Oh good, I’ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!'

The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

[£100 car challenge] Hammond: I've managed to procure an x-ray of Jeremy's hand and it's 5 points off for a broken bone remember; look at the thumb, it's broken! Jeremy: It isn't Richard:It is, you broke your thumb! Jeremy: ...it's chipped.

[On the Jaguar S-Type Concept Car]: If that car comes out like that then I will cut my left leg off and beat myself to death with it

On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

Some Poos Come Out

I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

Frederik Du lugter

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