- Clarksonisms

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On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

"And even supposing British cars were terrible, we wouldn't go about saying so. You don't see Jack Bauer saying 'Don't come to America, it's filled with terrorists'!"

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

Some Poos Come Out

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

we wait with anticipation

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase. . .this is like smearing honey into Keira Knightly. -driving the Audi R8

Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

On the Porsche Boxster “It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom.

On the Crysler PT Cruiser: "The front looks like a face. A friendly face from the land that gave us friendly fire."

I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

On the Mercedes SL Black: "there's no point even trying to turn. The steering wheel is useless, this thing has the turning circle of a full moon!"

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

POWER!!!!!!!!!!

Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

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