I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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On the Mercedes SL Black: "there's no point even trying to turn. The steering wheel is useless, this thing has the turning circle of a full moon!"

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It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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In the olden days, Ferrari used to build their racing cars with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. Then, on lap 3 as often as not, they would explode into a passionate and enthusiastic fireball. Since then, they've started building their racing cars with with science and math...

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On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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Whatsapp Status

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

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On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

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... And across the line!

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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Deal with it

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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