Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

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Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

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Volkswagen Jetta "I’d love to meet the man who styled the exterior, to find out if he’d done it as some sort of a joke. But mostly I’d like to meet the man who simply didn’t bother at all with the interior. Because looking at that dashboard gives you some idea of what it might be like to be dead."

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

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The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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Hammond: "The premiums for 17 year old girls are around half what they are for 17 year old boys" Clarkson: "Well there's a Top Gear top tip right there! If you're a 17 year old and you need car insurance, slice your penis off."

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Hold on to your spleens everyone!

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That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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POWER!!!!!!!!!!

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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The BMW X5 M "... And I don't know about you, but I find this interior ... rather boring. Apart from that obviously, the torque thing. It's like sitting in someone's ear."

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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Clarkson's highway code on cyclists: "Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong."

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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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The engine sounds like a Spitfire fighter plane

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[on his own driving test] - I didn't see it as a driving test so much as a confirmation of my excelence.

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On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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