- Clarksonisms

3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

So you’re not buying a Bristol for the number of gizmos or the way those that you do get are attached to the car. I carefully examined the front air splitter, for instance, and deduced that it must have been put there by a horse. No, really. As Sherlock Holmes himself advised: “When you have eliminated the impossible” — and it is impossible to imagine a human making such a hash of it — “then what remains, no matter how implausible, must be the truth.” So it was a horse.

I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

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Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano "There, right in the middle of everything, is a quartic steering wheel. Yup, quartic, as in square, as in Austin Allegro. And worse still, it’s half carbon fibre and half leather, and it’s got all sorts of Formula One-style buttons on the bottom and then, along the top, a series of red lights that come on to tell you when to change gear. Unfortunately they are so bright you think you’ve been caught in the fearsome glare from a Martian spaceship. "So you don’t change gear. You crash."

The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

In a list of the five most rubbish things in the world, I’d have America’s foreign policy at five. Aids at four. Iran’s nuclear programme at three. Gordon Brown at two and Maserati’s gearbox at number one. It is that bad.

The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

we wait with anticipation

[On the Citroen Berlingo]: "It's a very good car, so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail'

It has dials the size of a fat spaniels face.

Speed is the solution to everything, not that I have ever done it, I mean I love speed but, not the other thing, the actual speed, the thing that makes you go really crazy and feel adrenaline curse trough you like hell! No not the stimulant, well actually... ...COME ON YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! (believe it or not, this is how he behaved when drunk 5 years ago, funny guy even when he is not trying to)

On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

'In Africa' Jeremy: And the Elephants use their noses to shovel water into their mouths. Richard: Thats a rubbish commentary.

Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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