In the olden days, Ferrari used to build their racing cars with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. Then, on lap 3 as often as not, they would explode into a passionate and enthusiastic fireball. Since then, they've started building their racing cars with with science and math...

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

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M3 drivers have no friends.

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"Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just pornography."

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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It has dials the size of a fat spaniels face.

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On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: "there is a word to describe this car. It begins with 's' and ends with ‘t' and it isn't soot."

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

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On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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The back of the BMW 6 series... it looks like a tramp's hat!

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

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[In the P45]: "AH LORRY, LORRY, LORRY, LORRY! Oh a lot of poo SHOT out then!"

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Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

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on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

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During the color-mixing for the elderly-friendly Fiat (Multipla) Rover James: "So you can make any color we want? Can you do my left nipple?"

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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