On a Chevrolet Corvette "The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!”

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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ze5zege ef ege gg

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

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On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

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Kia Rio "You may have seen The Fly II, in which a scientist attempts to teleport a dog. In one of the most gruesome scenes I’ve seen in a film it arrives at its destination completely inside out. Well the Rio is uglier than that. Inside, things get worse. "Small wonder Kia’s importer in Britain is sponsoring the Pedestrian Association’s Walking Bus scheme. The idea is that parents take it in turns to walk a group, or "bus", of children to their school in a morning. After three days of being transported in the Rio, my kids thought it was a brilliant idea to walk instead. Even though their school is 18 miles away and it was blowing a gale directly from the Canadian tundra."

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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In the WOOORLD...

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[Top Gear Awards]: Now it's time for the ugliest car of the year and the nominees... - actually there's no point is there, it's the Mini Clubman. That's the ugliest.

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The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

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You aren't allowed to have a party, you aren't allowed to have music, you aren't allowed to play ball games, you aren't allowed to have a camp fire, you have to park within two feet of a post, you have to keep quiet, you have to be in bed by eleven. This is not a holiday, it's a concentration camp!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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