Motorized pepper grinder?

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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BMW 645Ci "If you were to buy a 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside."

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Speed is the solution to everything, not that I have ever done it, I mean I love speed but, not the other thing, the actual speed, the thing that makes you go really crazy and feel adrenaline curse trough you like hell! No not the stimulant, well actually... ...COME ON YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! (believe it or not, this is how he behaved when drunk 5 years ago, funny guy even when he is not trying to)

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tonight, james wears jack sanders like a hat, richard wears jack sanders like a hat, and i wear jack sanders like a hat

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It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

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Biathletes need to eat 6,000 calories a day: six thousand! That’s the equivalent of two pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 Twix bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete!

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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"... And his miserable flat 6 is no match for this V8 tower of power!" Jeremy Clarkson on Audi R8 & Porsche Carrera 2

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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Whatsapp Status

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James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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