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I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled – usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show… so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

Clarkson's highway code on cyclists: "Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong."

On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

The last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany.

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

It's perfect for short trips to the golf club. As a matter of fact, the [Mercedes CLS's] Satellite navigation screen only lists petrol stations, and golf courses: everything the modern Mercedes driver needs.

On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

On the Ford GT40 “Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that’s a question I’ve never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not.”

If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

we wait with anticipation

Now what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine. You get a little field mouse named Gerald.

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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