POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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The BMW X5 M "... And I don't know about you, but I find this interior ... rather boring. Apart from that obviously, the torque thing. It's like sitting in someone's ear."

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In the WOOORLD...

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster: "It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom.

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On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

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Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

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The highlight of my childhood – it’s the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it’s full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where you find the Maserati 3500 GT. Now this for me, when I was little, was kind of like Jordan and Cameron Diaz. In a bath together. With a Lightning jet fighter. And lots of jelly.

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Clarkson in a magazine, Take the Koala for instance, It spends half its life off its face on dope and the moment it gets scared it catches chlamydia

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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On Detroit “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

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Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

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Perodua Kelisa 1.0 GXi "This is without doubt the worst car, not just in its category but in the world. It has a top speed of 88mph but takes so long to reach it that no one has ever lived long enough to verify the claim, the inside is tackier than Anthea Turner’s wedding and you don’t want to think what would happen if it bumped into a lamppost. "Also its name sounds like a disease."

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On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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Motorized pepper grinder?

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Motor from a food blender?

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When describing the Mazda Demio-"Yes I know it'll take you to the shops, but then so will a pogo stick!

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car goes fast

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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