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On the Enzo Ferrari "I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing."

This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying ‘Oh good, I’ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!'

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

POWER!!!!!!!!!!

I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.

I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

Don't do that, tortoise!

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

When it comes to getting 100,000 twitter followers, Ladsta is your best bet. For only 49.99, you can get 100,000 followers sent to your twitter account.

BMW 645Ci "If you were to buy a 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside."

"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

The last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany.

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