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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

Flying fish wasabi?

People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge invisible black guy.

On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

While discussing The Stig's tube leg of the race, on foot through london, "....or stig could be mistaken for a Brazillian plumber". Not very PC but very apt - and you are left in no doubt on his thoughts on the subject.

What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

"... And his miserable flat 6 is no match for this V8 tower of power!" Jeremy Clarkson on Audi R8 & Porsche Carrera 2

This is what scares me. It's called the Trojan and because it's part tank, part bulldozer, it's the king of...wherever it damn well wants to go.

I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

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