I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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herro am spoderman

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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Speed is the solution to everything, not that I have ever done it, I mean I love speed but, not the other thing, the actual speed, the thing that makes you go really crazy and feel adrenaline curse trough you like hell! No not the stimulant, well actually... ...COME ON YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! (believe it or not, this is how he behaved when drunk 5 years ago, funny guy even when he is not trying to)

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In the WOOORLD...

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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A Hummer; You need 280574965897831756791492756237859087683472390645839057644382457684385739248759320842013878742178347658375843921764 gallons of gas to get out of the garage.

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Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

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Don't do that, tortoise!

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

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(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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The old Aston Martin DB7 was just a Jag in drag. It was an XJ-S in a party frock. This (the Aston-Martin DB-9) is completely different.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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