The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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On the Koenigsegg CCX “I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!”

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Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

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Converting a racing car into a street car is like watching porn with all the good bits cut out... all you end up watching is a close up of some sweaty bloke bobbing his head for half an hour.

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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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How many years are there in donkey years?

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On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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Speed is the solution to everything, not that I have ever done it, I mean I love speed but, not the other thing, the actual speed, the thing that makes you go really crazy and feel adrenaline curse trough you like hell! No not the stimulant, well actually... ...COME ON YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! (believe it or not, this is how he behaved when drunk 5 years ago, funny guy even when he is not trying to)

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Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

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Motor from a food blender?

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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