Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

This is winnie the pooh with road rage

...In the world.

Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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Don't do that, tortoise!

"Still, if you want one [X5 M], get your nurse to find you a crayon and write out a check for seventy six thousand pounds...or if you don't understand how crayons work, you could spend even more on this rather ugly Audi."

It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

[Top Gear Awards]: Now it's time for the ugliest car of the year and the nominees... - actually there's no point is there, it's the Mini Clubman. That's the ugliest.

James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

... And across the line!

Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

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I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

[On the Jaguar S-Type Concept Car]: If that car comes out like that then I will cut my left leg off and beat myself to death with it

Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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