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If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

During the color-mixing for the elderly-friendly Fiat (Multipla) Rover James: "So you can make any color we want? Can you do my left nipple?"

Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

Some Poos Come Out

Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

How many years are there in donkey years?

Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

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