Speed is the solution to everything, not that I have ever done it, I mean I love speed but, not the other thing, the actual speed, the thing that makes you go really crazy and feel adrenaline curse trough you like hell! No not the stimulant, well actually... ...COME ON YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! (believe it or not, this is how he behaved when drunk 5 years ago, funny guy even when he is not trying to)

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

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If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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Whatsapp Status

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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Some Poos Come Out

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How many years are there in donkey years?

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

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Clarksonisms

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