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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

Whatsapp Status

If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

Some Poos Come Out

We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

How many years are there in donkey years?

Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

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