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Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

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On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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Whatsapp Status

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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Frederik Du lugter

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On the Citroën Berlingo: You can tell when a car firm is desperate to find things to say about their car, just look at the website: it has a laminated front windscreen, single front passenger seat, and manually adjustable door mirrors. So no electric mirrors, no alloy wheels. So it's a very good car so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail.

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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"And even supposing British cars were terrible, we wouldn't go about saying so. You don't see Jack Bauer saying 'Don't come to America, it's filled with terrorists'!"

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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