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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…

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  • “Get in the van..”

    via: Anti-Pickup Line

  • “Battery powered straws.”

    via: Pointless Inventions

  • “the power to drive a car with no engine.”

    via: Pointless Super Powers

  • “when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly....”

    via: Things You Think Only You Do

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