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Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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On the Chrysler Crossfire:

"This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp..

He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets.

Me personally, i think they're different things.

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tonight...

we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

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Tonight..

Leon finds a bin,
Jack sanders takes over the bin,
And James may, eats the bin.

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On the BMW X5 M

There's a gallon of fuel gone there, and another there...and yet another there. As a matter of fact, the only way this car could be less annoying to eco-mentalists is if its engine ran on sliced dolphin.

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It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body.


I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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While driving through a rural part of India:

"MONKEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! MONKEY MONKEY.... with MASSIVE testicles!!!!"

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tonight, james wears jack sanders like a hat, richard wears jack sanders like a hat, and i wear jack sanders like a hat

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We miss biggie.....he was a valued customer at mcdonalds , KFC and burger kig

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…

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