Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't..”
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“a trampoline to jump onto your trampoline.”
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“The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage..”
“I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps.”
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