Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.
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Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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