What did the orphan kids get for Christmas?
Cancer.
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Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
When you’re done here, check out our car fail site!
Hay guise, our iPhone app was just approved!
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“A blank website for people who are blind..”
via: Pointless Inventions
“A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics.”
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