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Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

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  • Well... I think Jeremy is spot on... Technically, he is correct..
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  • Technically he is incorrect. Suddenly becoming stationary doesn't kill you. I have walked around a room, stopped and lived to tell about it. You have to use a certain amount of energy to kill and that energy comes from speed in this case. Hence... he is wrong.
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  • He was talking about driving cars and speed limits you idiot.
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  • I think # 2 & # 3 should collectively go draw a hopscotch square on the M6 motorway
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  • I think that to receive the loan from creditors you ought to present a great reason. However, one time I've got a collateral loan, because I was willing to buy a house.
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  • no i do not like this
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