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Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

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  • no i do not like this
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  • I think # 2 & # 3 should collectively go draw a hopscotch square on the M6 motorway
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  • I think that to receive the loan from creditors you ought to present a great reason. However, one time I've got a collateral loan, because I was willing to buy a house.
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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…

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