Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku Woman: Huh? Ok whatever.... SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
via: Pointless Inventions
“The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore..”
via: Pointless Super Powers
“Fantasise about how to turn your gay friend straight..”
via: Things You Think Only You Do
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