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By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

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on the porsche 911

this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho.

-Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

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It costs Volkswagen £200 pounds to buy a set of four fuel injectors for the Golf diesel. Kia could probably make a couple of cars for that.

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The old Aston Martin DB7 was just a Jag in drag. It was an XJ-S in a party frock. This (the Aston-Martin DB-9) is completely different.

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The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

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The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

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That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

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The BMW X5 M

"... And I don't know about you, but I find this interior ... rather boring. Apart from that obviously, the torque thing. It's like sitting in someone's ear."

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Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like?
Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

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On the Ferrari 599 GTO:

SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

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Driving a 1M

As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…

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