Horse Head Huffer Network
Check out our iPhone app!
  • Twitter
  • Rss

Clarksonisms

 

On Detroit

“God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

  • Thumb-up
  • Thumb-down
  • +46
0 Comments
 

Comments On This Clarksonisms

Nothing yet...be the first!

Comment On This Clarksonisms

Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…

When you’re done here, check out our car fail site!

Download Our Free App!

Hay guise, our iPhone app was just approved!

available on the app store!

Pictures From Our Other Sites

Quotes From Other Sites

  • “Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from the **** tree and banged everyone on the way down.”

    via: Anti-Pickup Line

  • “a machine that finds a cure for AIDS but then quickly destroys the medicine..”

    via: Pointless Inventions

  • “The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias..”

    via: Pointless Super Powers

  • “sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights..”

    via: Things You Think Only You Do

    • ©2008-2011 Clarksonisms. All rights reserved.
    A Horse Head Huffer Production.

    Horse Head Huffer

    Rails Hosting provided by BlueBox