Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant.”
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“The wheel.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“The ability to uncontrollably generate money, but only when your about to get mugged..”
“When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it..”
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