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Speed is the solution to everything, not that I have ever done it, I mean I love speed but, not the other thing, the actual speed, the thing that makes you go really crazy and feel adrenaline curse trough you like hell! No not the stimulant, well actually...


(believe it or not, this is how he behaved when drunk 5 years ago, funny guy even when he is not trying to)

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