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-On the Morgan Aero 8
Clarkson: You spent money on that?
Hammond: Yeah. why not?
Clarkson: Thats like saying 'Well, I've had marriage proposals from Angelina Jolie, Penelope Cruz, Natalie Portman, but no, I'm going to marry John McCrirrick'

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