Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“A black-colored light bulb..”
via: Pointless Inventions
“I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me..”
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