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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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  • James may once had an accident in a car, where the steering wheel was pushed down into his crotch, which crushed his penis. The blood could then no longer reach his penis and inevitably it became discoloured and died, however in hospital, they were able to cause blood to come back to the penis, however they did have to take the old penis off and replace it with a new, plastic one!
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