Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
via: Pointless Inventions
“the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power.”
“Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment..”
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