Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“Im so drunk even though your my mom, i wanna **** you. Your not my mom? Nevermind bye!.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“Non-edible fruit trees. No one wants fruit that THEY CAN'T FREAKIN' EAT !!!!.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol.”
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