There are many things I'd rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.
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Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“-Can I have your name? -Why? Don’t you already have one?.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“god.”
via: Pointless Inventions
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