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You cannot have this car with a diesel. It's like saying, I won't go to Stringfellows tonight, I'll get my mum to give me a lap dance, she's a woman!

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  • Lol my dad worked at that place!!
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  • Diesel cars are bad. They sound terrible and the exhaust smells even worse.
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Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…

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