Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“Is that a ladder in your tights or are you just a cheap ****?!.”
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“The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time..”
“Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around.”
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