Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“if you were my sister i'd totally get with you..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“a website to read about pointless inventions.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears.”
“Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again..”
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