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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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  • Make your life time more easy get the business loans and everything you require.
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  • I received 1 st business loans when I was not very old and it aided my business very much. Nevertheless, I need the short term loan over again.
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  • I like how you're talking like Clarkson is going to read this.
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  • i really like you but this comment kinda makes me think youre a huge asshole :\ buses take longer, and some people just like public transportation. plus its probably fucking hard for bus drivers to maneuver around jerks in speedy cars cutting them off... im kinda sad now
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