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The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

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  • I had a desire to start my own business, nevertheless I didn't have got enough amount of money to do that. Thank goodness my dude suggested to use the credit loans. Thence I took the collateral loan and made real my desire.
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  • you are stupid mr. clarkson
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  • why do you know what that's like?
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