Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“If you were a booger, I would pick up you first..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“People who list Justin beiber as an invention and then call him Pointless..”
via: Pointless Inventions
“The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones.”
“put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me..”
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