(stroking the velvet in a Jaguar XJ)
That's like lifting up the Queen's skirt to find out she's wearing a thong!
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Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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