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I'm a fucking attention seeking bigot who has a team of writer create snappy one liners for me, then give the rejects to Nick Griffin.

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  • whoever wrote this is an attention seeking wanker and should be raped then shot in front of their family, if the world were run by clarkson then it would be a more fun, low maintenance and generally awesome place to be!!!
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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…

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