Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
When you’re done here, check out our car fail site!
Hay guise, our iPhone app was just approved!
“If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“soap cleaner.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump.”
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