I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.
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Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow.”
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“(packet of nuts) May contain nuts.”
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“I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind..”
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