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Biathletes need to eat 6,000 calories a day: six thousand! That’s the equivalent of two pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 Twix bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete!

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  • Yo jeremy im ur biggest fan innit. not really, but you know... just wanted to say thx 4 the info, cos im doing biatlete stuff at school (IKR?) and this helped a lot.
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