I’d rather go to work on my hands and knees than drive there in a Ford Galaxy. Whoever designed the Ford Galaxy upholstery had a cauliflower fixation. I would rather have a vasectomy than buy a Ford Galaxy.
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Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“Bullets made from mercury instead of lead.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5.”
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