I’d rather go to work on my hands and knees than drive there in a Ford Galaxy. Whoever designed the Ford Galaxy upholstery had a cauliflower fixation. I would rather have a vasectomy than buy a Ford Galaxy.
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Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
When you’re done here, check out our car fail site!
Hay guise, our iPhone app was just approved!
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“Diapers with a gaping hole on the ass.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away..”
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