Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you’ve got the ebola virus and you’re about to sneeze.
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Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“How much do you love me? Look at the stars and count them Bu-but it's afternoon Exactly.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“Fast Food.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it.”
“Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head....”
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