Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -You look like a rapist..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
via: Pointless Inventions
“The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water..”
“I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there..”
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