Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“The spork, I have a spoon and a fork and they only take 5 seconds to wash..”
via: Pointless Inventions
“choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last..”
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