Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving..”
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