Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson’s quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts…
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“Are you a broom? Cause you look like a rather dull, inanimate object that collects dust..”
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via: Pointless Inventions
“The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them..”
“Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods..”
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